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LMAO OK THIS IS AN EDIT so i am writing this at the end but i'm making it my first message. it's been a long week and it's only tuesday and i've had a long weekend so i'm having a few drinks so i ramble. i announce at what point i started drinking so enjoy. BACK TO IT:

everything about you and your vibe, so far, is immaculate. your username? beautiful. the avatar you have chosen? gorgeous. your vista? stunning. your aesthetic theme, amazing. i'm not gonna lie it's taken me twenty minutes to write the first two lines; i put on nativity 2 as background noise and i'm actually invested lol i need help. but nevertheless, i am so so excited to get into this! i am very intrigued with your personality, with the username and your broadcast message. i'm not quite sure what it means but rigatoni is one of my favourite pastas so.... i guess i stan it. but also, what the hell is that gif. like.. i'm looking at it and ?? i just don't know ? is that a robot? i am confusion.

that is also a very cool dragon. i like your vibes, truly. i am probably going to review a dragon from each of the first three tabs, i cannot wait to start reviewing your dragons! now here's a couple things i'm going to point out: i write as i go from top to bottom. i start at the name and work the way down. i like to make guesses and assumptions, and there have been times where i've misgendered a dragon but i hate seeing spoilers so if i end up doing that, my apologies! also, i like to have my images of dragons going left right left right, but i have to have the dragons facing the text, so if i have to flip one then apologies in advance for how weird it looks! if i don't have to flip an image or you don't have LGBTQ+ dragons, disregard this lol.

ShadowOfYharnam

maybe it's the long ass name, or maybe it's because it's a dark-colour themed dragon which i adore, this dude caught my attention instantly. i just had to review him! if you haven't seen my lair, i'm a bit of a sucker for an XXX dragon, i adore them so much. so, i'm not someone that watches much tv, film or anime and whatnot unless it's cliche like "wolf's rain" or "friends" or "love actually", so! i'm gonna try my best with reviewing your lore. this lad is clearly very popular with his 21 (now 22!) likes, and i can see why! everything about him is so precious. anyway, to officially start the review: i bloody love his broadcast message. i'm not sure if it is related to who he is inspired by, however, the word 'hiss' makes me laugh anyway, so quick sidenote i left a message on your page saying i hope to get it to you by tomorrow (tonight now!) and i shall succeed because i started this again after the word 'so' (that is where i left it) and honestly i've had a long weekend at work and this is my first night off in five days so i've had a drink.... few drinks yes few drinks and yes i'm tipsy so hope you enjoy my rambling. ANYWAYS, your dragon woza. he is so stunning and coatls will forever be my favourite on this damned site and i'm not even sure why but they're so classy and boujee. his dress up is SPECTACULAR. like, i can't even lie i've never even seen the snake apparel ebfore ?? but i adore snakes i genuinely want one as a pet when 'i'm older' (i say that as if i don't already live on my own and i'm not 20) but yes i want a snake. but also why are corn snakes so precious ?? like not even talking on a dragon. the fact they are considered a ~rat snake~ does make me giggle like i am sorry bt i cannot take that term seriously i mean this is all i think of.. not an actual snake type

i mean seriously ?? at least the red-tailed boa isn't considered one (... or is it?) but yeah it really adds to the eery spookyness and the whole coatl snake tongue. also, as if a coatl isn't feathery enough? honey you added more feathers. i'm amazed, i'm in awe, and i'm interested, and fascinated, and all of the above. i do adore the haunted flame candles... like, it makes him ?? amongst all the dark colours the contrast is actually lush to look at and i can't really fault his appearance. his reaper guise is giving me dementor vibes from harry potter but i just know my mans isn't made after them so i can't wait to see who he is for! his familiar is pretty sick, i'm not sure if you match your familiars with the dragons but it's a pretty cool one and seems to suit his eery vibes. ok wait wait before i hit up 'search google for this image' i'm gonna guess this is assassin's creed?

lmao ok nevermind. rip to my public ego. why am i actually stupid.... it's his literal name and the tab he is under and i'm out here assuming it's assassin's creed. ok, bye. NEXT.

Exdeath

ok i'm not making that idiotic mistake like i just made so i am gonna straight up say it: i know this dude is after final fantasy and i know he out here after the character exdeath. i'm glad i got that out the way now because i'd cry from embarrassment if i got it wrong (i'm also crying at the fact it took me four attempts to spell embarrassment right, yikes). this dude is bloody gorgeous and i have not reviewed a nocturne in a HOT MINUTE so i'm happy yours is the first in like.... well. i don't know how long because who actually keeps track of that. nocturne's are weird to me but honestly not as weird or gross as ridgeback's. ew. no offence to them but... what even are they. anyways, nocturnes are in the middle of being my favourite. like, they aren't bad and they aren't good; my mans just there. i truly am going to assume (and hope) that that is exdeath's famous quote from the game ?? i haven't really played the game before so that is what i am going to assume, yes. now this dudes dress up is actually sick and i think that is why he caught my attention first and the fastest. i do quite like a blue colour, i'm a fan of it although i am really cold atm and i associate blue with cold so maybe it's the universe ~ telling me something ~. now the will o' the wisp has always been one of my favourite pieces of apparel because of how vibrant it is; it's difficult to pair it well with other items and you, my dear friend, have done it! you have managed to pair it so well and i must say it is one of the best dress ups i personally have seen with it. it really brings out the cornflower within him. now smoke is personally one of my least favourite genes but the lemon colour of it offers a lush contrast amongst all the blues and i can't really knock you for finding him because he is gorgeous with his genes. i might stan him for the constellation gene (my hatchery specialises in it!) so it makes me happy seeing it on other dragons. i think my favourite apparel piece on him is siren sylvan headpiece. well, tbh it's all of the headpieces. the fact you got three going on is making me smile but the beauty of it is ithat it is not even an overwhelming look. there isn't too much going on that the eye can't focus which some people tend to overdo it so i'm proud of you for that! and the travelling garden familiar kills me because he totally reminds me of a pokemon and he's just adorable. plus turtles are some of my favourites and he promotes environmentalism so we do stan him don't we. or at least i associate him with it so we roll with that mindset ok. i think you have done a wonderful job matching him with exdeath, although, and i'm not an expert, think a tiiiiiiiiiiny bit more red needs to be thrown in there. other than that, i love what you've done!

SkullKnight

ok i am here for him and i am in love with him and in awe of his appearance and how amazing you are with apparel. honey how much have you even spent on apparel because i'm crying just thinking about it. i had to look up instantly where he originates from because i'm not making an embarrassed guess because i genuinely have no clue, and he's from a manga series which i am intersted to see!! i have never really read manga or watched anime too much but i do appreciate people that are influenced by it for their dragons because it takes some serious skll to do it. now by his name alone i would've been severely disappointed if he didn't have the ghost gene because it is literally a bones gene and a skull.. a bone.. you see the connection? yes? good. an XXY is just as good as an XXX for me and i really adore his appearance alone, with or without the apparel. although, as i said, i am absolutely fascinated with what you have managed to do! his eyes are stunning and make such a bloody gorgeous contrast to the rest of his appearance and if we could swear on FR i would swear on here (but we can't so i won't). i dare not think how much time went into his breeding project, or how much you spent on him, the eyes and genes alone are good amounts of money so i'm just gonna keep commenting on how amazing you are for purchasing him and dressing him up. i've never been too much of a fan of a moonscale set, but i think that's partly down to two things: a) i never really dress up my dragons so don't know how to appreciate a good set when i see one, and b) i haven't seen many people use this set, and the people i have seen use it don't have it compliment the appearance so well. it really reinforces the idea of him being a knight but the whiteness of his entire appearance reinforces the idea of him being a skull, so bravo. also the unearthly onyx grasp is such a nice addition; it really adds to the idea of yes i kill and collect screaming souls thank you very much bow down to me. in fact, it is such a subtle addition as it blends in quite well but if people notice it then boy do they notice it. just looking at the artwork in the bio you don't even really need to see it because you have represented the character figure so well that no reference is really needed!

i am so sorry it took so long to get this review out to you. i know you said you really needed it on the day you requested, and i'm only cursing myself for you not posting first so i could get it out to you quicker! i hope this week has been much better for you compared to last, and i appreciate you for requesting this work from me! i really enjoyed writing it up, and it has been a nice and relaxing writing for me after such a stressful weekend of assignment writing and serving some (very grumpy) customers. i think my favourite fandragon is exdeath, and i'm not too sure why as i haven't associated myself with any of the chosen fandoms but exdeath just looks sick! although, all your dragons look sick and i regret saying he is my favourite because i do love them all. if you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to holler at me!